A View from Stage-Side, Looking Up

stripper-sass:

I have decided to compile a list of my least favourite ‘customer lines’, half for fellow dancers to laugh at/contribute to, half for any potential customers to read and memorise!

• “You’re too pretty for this.”
  No, I’m really fucking not. I am too pretty NOT to be taking advantage of how pretty…

eatinaintcheatin:

Also, I know what we do, we come to expect lots and lots of money! We take our clothes off, we deserve it, we provide art, fantasy and companionship, we deserve it. BUT I have noticed how distorted the perception is of money in this industry, even I’m guilty of it. ‘Oh it’s only £200, that’s not…

nylasdiary:

This is for one of my readers who had difficulty trying to comprehend if a stripper was interested in him or his money. Below I will discuss my opinion/point of view of what to look for and what to watch out for. Take it with a grain of salt because every story is different.

Now remember her job…

stripper-sass:

• Every single stripper at my club will tell you that she is single, because it’s in our contract you dummy. Management doesn’t want us being seen as ‘unattainable’. 80% of us are lying. Some of us are married. One of us is pregnant.
• Even though the club wants you to THINK you can have us, you…

raverevolution:

i just got home from my “audition” shift at a local go go bar. i had no idea what to expect. we strip down to our thongs. it was fucking DEAD. i made $185 after paying the $20 “house fee” for tonight and tipping the DJ $10. i’m fucking exhausted and sore and i have to work my waitressing job at 11…

stripper-sass:

I am a stripper because I am a natural exhibitionist, because I really like money, because I’ve always been fascinated by the idea and, well, because I like money. I am pretty, petite, and white - I do not remember the last time I applied for a job and did not succeed, but I choose to take my…

nylasdiary:

Often, towards the end of the night, strippers run to the locker room and cry because so many guys have rejected them for a dance. I’ve seen veteran strippers cry and first-day ever strippers cry because of this reason.

First take into consideration that this is mainly why you were rejected:

1….

lostinthehorizon:

• “I just want to take you out for dinner and then go back to my motel”
  
  
• “oh my god you’re like my sister. oh wait… ok, no, that’s wrong i meant as in my best friends, a spanish version, sister from another mother kind of thing!”
  
  
• “I was in love once, before I got taken to prison, you remind…

stripper-sass:

I am many things. Two of these are a stripper, and a girlfriend - I am damn good at both of them. Every night at work, some idiot asks if he can take me out on a date (don’t get me wrong, some of them are nice enough; I think it’s stupid because we are a gentleman’s club with very strict rules…

coituskid:

If I ever have the power to make a TV show, I really want to do a hidden camera thing where strippers go into different places and try to get things using the lines people in clubs do when they don’t want to pay full price for a dance.
‘I already bought one XBox, can’t I get a discount on the…

freelucy:

• Save money (most important).

• Take good care of your body while you are young so you make it easier on yourself when you start to age. Fuckin moisturise.

• Take a break from sex work every now and then.

• Don’t get caught up too much in drugs/drinking.

• Try to eat healthy/stay fit.

• Always…