It finally happened: Club Patron got married. Here’s a pic of me, my new wife, my new daughter, and Nyxie, who has not only been my best friend and my favorite dancer, but has now served as my “best man” (groomsmaide?) at my wedding.
I am surrounded by the most beautiful women in the world, and I love them all dearly.
I probably won’t be around on here much anymore, but I hope you all find the happiness in life that I have.
You know what? The above meme may have been intended to come off snarky, but as a club patron that’s exactly what I was in the club for. Not to see boobs, not to touch, not to pick up a hot chick — I was in there because it was the one place I knew that someone would be nice to me and spend as much time with me as I wanted, as long as I held up my end of the bargain. And you know what else? I enjoyed every damn minute of it, and considered the time and money I spent in clubs to be the best entertainment value I’ve ever had.
And I got to see boobs at the same time. What a deal!
Idk if you answer your asks but I just found you again and now I'm just reading that you're resigning from this blog! Congratulations on getting married of course :)
Thanks! Yeah, finding somebody who I want to spend every waking moment with for the rest of my life has kinda cut down on the wanting to go out to the club thing, and has made me feel like I don’t really belong on here portraying myself as a “Club Patron” when I don’t even go anymore. But I’m trying to keep contact with as many of my stripper friends as I can (one is even going to act as my best “man?” at my wedding) and I’ll always treasure the memories and the people. My life is a much richer, better one because of the wonderful folks who I’ve met in the clubs.
I went in on a Wednesday and audtitioned. I had read online they were hiring and saw they opened at 6pm. I showed up at 6:45pm to see the parking lot empty except for 2 cars, the first had a an older man with a cowboy hat and long gray ponytail and the other was a girl chain smoking on her phone….